After seeing all of the Facebook ads for Dollar Shave Club, Loot Crate, Bespoke Post and that scene from SE7EN, I decided to jump on the bandwagon start my own monthly swag club. It’s really simple: once every month, you’ll receive a recycled box. By recycled, I mean it’s been used before. Probably a few times.
The box should be empty, except maybe for a few styrofoam peanuts, used bubble wrap, crumpled invoices for motorcycle parts from eBay and maybe the occasional dead fly or cockroach. If there’s actually something of value in it, it did NOT come from me. Or it did, and you need to ship it back immediately at your own costs (hey, it’s how we keep our costs so low).
You can join the Empty Box Club today for only $5.00 per month. You can cancel any time.
Now, due to supply chain and other logistics issues, we may not ship you a box for one or two months. If that happens, we’ll pack the boxes that didn’t ship in the latest shipment. Just keep unpacking the boxes until you have the right number of empty boxes.